Addicted to Halo when... by BowChickaBowWow, literature
Literature
Addicted to Halo when...
You know you're addicted to Halo/Halo 2 when…
1. Never argue or infuriate your designated driver; they'll get mad and run you over.
2. In cases of sword-wielding zealots, your best option is to RUN.
3. Beware the ides of Tartarus.
4. Plasma grenades don't bounce no matter how hard you try.
5. Always clear pillars before throwing a plasma grenade.
6. Never land near the edge of a platform and then get out if there's nothing behind you to land on.
7. Guardians are not forgiving nor are they biased.
8. Elites are mean to anyone, including their allies, meaning melees hurt anyone nearby.
9. Cortana is in perpetual PMS.
10. Never mess wi